apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Help me help you realize you are a moron
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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