Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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