dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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