I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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