Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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