Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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