So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ladies don't puke and tell
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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