Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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