That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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