I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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