hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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