So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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