you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just had sex on a roof
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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