And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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