we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
