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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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