Old men and throwing up are my life now.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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