Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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