i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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