It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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