hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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