I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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