spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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