So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
She yelled “outlaw country†right before we heard the police siren
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