i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Barsexuality is the new black.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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