I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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