That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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