"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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