I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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