he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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