we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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