If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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