its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He felt like a one man threesome
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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