I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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