if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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