we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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