With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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