I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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