Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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