Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
there was a trapeze. enough said
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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