Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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