hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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