I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
bring money and cleavage
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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