We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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