finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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