ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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