David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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