i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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