she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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