We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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