i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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