but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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